Public Record Tee
The Public Record Tee — WE LOVE ADV Edition
Privacy is dead. At least you'll look good on the playback.
Congrats! You're already famous. There are approximately 47 cameras between your house and the coffee shop, and they've all got strong opinions about your outfit. Time to give them something worth filming.
This isn't your average graphic tee—it's a conversation piece, a statement, and honestly? Kind of a flex. Because while everyone else is pretending they're not being watched, you're the one actually acknowledging the elephant (or rather, the camera pole) in the room. With style.
The design tells a simple story: a kid, a teddy bear in a little red wagon, and their always-attentive mechanical guardian towering above. It's innocent. It's unsettling. It's chef's kiss levels of ironic. The kind of shirt that makes people do a double-take, lean in closer, then either laugh out loud or get slightly existential. Either way, you've made their day more interesting.
Why This Shirt Slaps
- Stupid Comfortable: Made from 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, which is fancy talk for "so soft you'll forget you're wearing it." Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for literally any weather. You'll reach for this one first. Every. Single. Time.
- Looks Good on Everyone: Seriously. The retail fit is that perfect not-too-tight, not-too-baggy sweet spot. Classic crew neck means it works under a jacket, with a blazer, over a long-sleeve, or just on its own. Jeans? Yes. Skirts? Absolutely. Sweatpants at the grocery store? You'll still look put together. It's magic.
- That Red Wagon Detail: In a sea of black and gray, one defiant pop of color. It's the visual equivalent of refusing to blend into the background. Bold. Bright. Impossible to ignore. Just like you should be.
- Actually Built to Last: Side seams, shoulder tape, reinforced ribbed collar—this shirt keeps its shape wash after wash. No weird stretching, no bacon-neck, no regrets. Plus the print? Stays crisp. We're talking years of wear, and it'll still look fresh.
- No Annoying Tags: Tear-away label means no itchy neck nonsense. Also, it's REACH certified and ethically made, so you can feel good about your purchase on multiple levels.
- Instant Conversation Starter: This shirt does the social heavy lifting for you. Wear it to a party and watch people gravitate toward you just to comment on it. It's like having a wingman, but in cotton form.
The Specs (For the Detail-Oriented)
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (translation: premium soft stuff)
- Lightweight & breathable—perfect year-round
- Retail fit with classic crew neck
- Reinforced construction: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed collar
- Minimalist street-art design with that signature red wagon pop
- Tear-away label (no itch, no complaints)
- REACH certified & ethically manufactured
- Machine washable—because life's too short to hand-wash tees
Easy Care = Actually Wearable
- Toss it in the wash on cold
- Tumble dry low (or hang dry if you're fancy)
- Iron on medium if needed (but honestly, you probably won't need to)
- Stays soft, stays sharp, stays in rotation
Real Talk: You Need This Shirt
Here's the thing—you're going to buy a shirt this month anyway. Might as well be one that:
- ✓ Makes you laugh every time you see it in your closet
- ✓ Fits like a dream and feels even better
- ✓ Gets compliments from strangers
- ✓ Actually means something (in a fun, not preachy way)
- ✓ Works with literally everything you already own
This is the rare combo of comfort + style + substance. The shirt you'll wear to brunch, then keep on for the rest of the day because it just works. The one your friends will ask where you got it. The one that sparks actual interesting conversations instead of small talk about the weather.
Plus, let's be honest—the cameras are watching anyway. Might as well look fire.
We Love ADV — Because if everyone's watching, give them a show.
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